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All it takes is this scientific shirt to map out exactly what is going through a cinema junkie’s head. Printed on light grey 90/10 cotton/poly blend American Apparel shirts, this map of the brain will unlock the hidden humors that make movie going an instinctual urge. Convince your partner to sit through a kung-fu film or foreign festival winner with our trusted Hollywood Theater technique! (Or just offer to buy the popcorn, that works too).

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